I AM A BLACK WOMAN

I think it is bullllllllllllllllllllllllshit when people tell me that they're not homo, hetero, bi, or asexual and that they just like people. There are males, females, and hermaphrodites, and I 'spose maybe people who were born without any sex organs I mean like there was some kid born without a brain and he's a couple years old. If I'm attracted to the opposite sex it means I'm heterosexual. Same sex is homosexual. Both male and female is bisexual. Sexual attraction to nobody is asexual. I'm not sure how to categorize hermaphrodites, but since I think like one set of organs is undeveloped I suppose they would have to be categorized by the set that works. Or just as there own thing. Doesn't matter. But like seriously as a white male like if I don't want to identify with that and start calling myself a black woman nobody is going to take me seriously. But like if I tell people I'm pansexual and I'm just attracted to people and I identify as a woman or I don't identify with any genders then some people are like "ok, that's cool." Seriously, what the fuck? Gender is defined by sex. Like I don't give a fuck who wants to fuck who but I just don't like it when people call it something other than what it is. Jupiter is not Venus but shit I don't care, I'll just start calling it Venus and if people don't like it they'll just have to deal with it.

Ok so if gender isn't defined by sex then why is race defined by skin color and other physical attributes? And I do know it isn't in every country, but it is in the countries of anybody who will be reading this. Like even though I'm clearly white (except for to people who legitimately think I may be latino) should I call myself black? I don't think so, because I'm not black. And like seriously what's the big deal about race and gender anyways? Like people should just fuck whoever they want to fuck and get along with each other and what not. But every group of people tries to fuck over other groups in order to stay in control. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about, I've taken (and mostly failed) psychology, sociology, and anthropology classes in college. Like it seems to me that people generally get along as individuals, but when they're in groups they want to make their group more powerful than other groups so they put down those other groups. Instead of thinking of ourselves as belonging to groups we should think of ourselves as individuals and not focus so much on labels. But if we are focusing on labels, seriously, make them make sense.

I'm almost out of food and it's supposed to rain today and over the next few days, so I should probs go bike into town and buy some food.

Also, Steve Jobs died.

ughhhh

My head hurts and the puppies haven't helped. I effing looooove dogsitting, but man like I went for a run with them earlier and it tired me out but not them. They're super crazy energetic. I took a bit of a nap and that helped some. So haven't had internet for like 2 days and that sucked because there isn't much else to do around here other than play with the puppies. Took a while to figure out what it was, turns out Mat (the dude I'm dog sitting for) got a new credit card and yeah it's all fingered out now.

Ummm, so I made some awesome spaghetti today. 'Twas yummy in mah tummeh.

I get to see Laura on November 6th!!! It's gonna be super duper neat and fun times living with her and what not. I'm just worried about finding a job in Tacoma. And the rain. And the newborn baby that's going to be living in the house.

I'm just writing this because I want to get some ad money. Aw hellz yeah! I need to like start writing awesome stuff on here and like getting mofos reading it and clicking links. I'd like totally write more now but I don't really have much to say and I'm effing hungry and I can't write when I'm hungry. Maybe later today or tomorrow or something I'll write a badass story. Peace out, homies.

Yo Diggity Dawg

Age Ain't Nothin' But a Number (do i have to capitalize "but"?). When I typed "Yo Diggity Dawg" it made me think of that gay ass (no offense Laura) no diggity song from back when I was a youngin. Shit was dumb. Then it made me think of the song that I like wrote the title of.

So, anyway, I wrote some shit back in January. 'Tis now October. I'm in Australia (aka Aussieland (should be the new name 'cause it's sweet as fuck) and been here since June 24 (24 June lulz) and like this place is sweet as fuck. Mostly 'cause it's Australia. Know what I mean? (but really I wanted to type "na mean?" but i wasn't sure how to spell "na". Maybe it's Knaw???) So like I'm just chillaxing in Canberra and been that way since most of the time I been here. I got this sweet as dog sitting job in Forde where I'm getting paid $80/day to like play with some super cute/awesome puppies and watch tv/skype with people. Fuck it's cool. Except for the part where I have like no human contact, but whatevs I can deal with that i guess. I'm a bit buzzed. Mathew said I can drink his beer and stuff so like I've had 2 beers and some sake. The beer is kinda okay, it's Asahi, and the sake wasn't good but it was better than the sake I've had back in the good ol' U S of A.

Um, so like I've spent perty much all my time in Aussieland in Canberra and like I was in Melbourne for like a week and Sydney for about 2. Sydney and Melbourne are fricking AWESOME. Holy shit I want to move to Sydney. Like there's so much shit going on there all day erryday. Like for realz that's the coolest city I've ever been too. Melbourne was super cool too, but it was like cold and raining most of the time I was there and I think that made it seem slightly less awesome than it is. But yeah srsly I effing love both of them cities. I NEEEEED to move to Australia at some point in my life. Like I'm talking long term shit here. Someday. Like Australia is real similar to the US, but like there's a shit ton of small differences. Other than the thing about like voting being mandatory and guns being perty much illegal i effing love this place. I'mma miss it for realz, which reminds me, next paragraph.

November 6th I'm flying out of Sydney and moving to Tacoma, Warshington. I like got mixed feelings about that. Like it's gonna be sweet as fuck 'cause I keep hearing that that part of the country is real perty and like Seattle and Tacoma are cool as fuck. But also it kinda sucks 'cause I was planning on staying in Australia until next June and now I'm leaving super duper early and like there was all kinds of stuff that I wanted to do here like in December and January. Meh, whatevs. I'll be back someday. Hopefully soon.

Umm, what else can I talk about? Hmm, shit with me and Laura is kinda totally fucked up. Like it's all good sometimes. But other times not so much. I love her though so like it's gotsta work, eh? hmm. Yeah, it gotta. I think everything is going to go back to normal with us once I'm in Washington.

I don't feel like writing anymore. And I don't feel like proofreading. The end.