Yo Diggity Dawg

Age Ain't Nothin' But a Number (do i have to capitalize "but"?). When I typed "Yo Diggity Dawg" it made me think of that gay ass (no offense Laura) no diggity song from back when I was a youngin. Shit was dumb. Then it made me think of the song that I like wrote the title of.

So, anyway, I wrote some shit back in January. 'Tis now October. I'm in Australia (aka Aussieland (should be the new name 'cause it's sweet as fuck) and been here since June 24 (24 June lulz) and like this place is sweet as fuck. Mostly 'cause it's Australia. Know what I mean? (but really I wanted to type "na mean?" but i wasn't sure how to spell "na". Maybe it's Knaw???) So like I'm just chillaxing in Canberra and been that way since most of the time I been here. I got this sweet as dog sitting job in Forde where I'm getting paid $80/day to like play with some super cute/awesome puppies and watch tv/skype with people. Fuck it's cool. Except for the part where I have like no human contact, but whatevs I can deal with that i guess. I'm a bit buzzed. Mathew said I can drink his beer and stuff so like I've had 2 beers and some sake. The beer is kinda okay, it's Asahi, and the sake wasn't good but it was better than the sake I've had back in the good ol' U S of A.

Um, so like I've spent perty much all my time in Aussieland in Canberra and like I was in Melbourne for like a week and Sydney for about 2. Sydney and Melbourne are fricking AWESOME. Holy shit I want to move to Sydney. Like there's so much shit going on there all day erryday. Like for realz that's the coolest city I've ever been too. Melbourne was super cool too, but it was like cold and raining most of the time I was there and I think that made it seem slightly less awesome than it is. But yeah srsly I effing love both of them cities. I NEEEEED to move to Australia at some point in my life. Like I'm talking long term shit here. Someday. Like Australia is real similar to the US, but like there's a shit ton of small differences. Other than the thing about like voting being mandatory and guns being perty much illegal i effing love this place. I'mma miss it for realz, which reminds me, next paragraph.

November 6th I'm flying out of Sydney and moving to Tacoma, Warshington. I like got mixed feelings about that. Like it's gonna be sweet as fuck 'cause I keep hearing that that part of the country is real perty and like Seattle and Tacoma are cool as fuck. But also it kinda sucks 'cause I was planning on staying in Australia until next June and now I'm leaving super duper early and like there was all kinds of stuff that I wanted to do here like in December and January. Meh, whatevs. I'll be back someday. Hopefully soon.

Umm, what else can I talk about? Hmm, shit with me and Laura is kinda totally fucked up. Like it's all good sometimes. But other times not so much. I love her though so like it's gotsta work, eh? hmm. Yeah, it gotta. I think everything is going to go back to normal with us once I'm in Washington.

I don't feel like writing anymore. And I don't feel like proofreading. The end.