Hmm I don't know what to say. My girlfriend just updated her blog so I was lime I should do the same. Ain't shit been going on really other than not getting a job and fighting with my girlfriend about stuff. Since nobody who reads this probs gives a shit about any of that I'll talk about some shit I been thinking a out lately.
I recently found out that mens and womens buttons/zippers are on opposite sides. possible reasons:
1. Men and women can help each other get dressed.
2. Makes it easier for people to sort clothes.
3. Women are men's bitches so our buttons are the opposite of theirs to make it easier for them to dress us. Since they're opposite it means I would use the same motions to button a woman's shirt while on her as a men's shirt on myself. Which means that if men ever become women's bitches the clothes don't have to be changed. Whoever invented it was thinking ahead.
Me and my girlfriend were at a bus stop like a week ago. This kid comes up to us and is like trying to sell us stolen shit and 'twas so lulzy. He told us a story about how some chick said she'd fuck him if he got her something expensive. So he stole a diamond necklace from his mom. Then she said she was leaving to pick him up some weed and she never came back. He said he waited for her for like 6 hours. Dude was dumb as fuck.
I think humans are like prairie dogs with technology. I forgot exactly why but it made more sense to me at another point in my life and I still believe it.
I like nonhumans. We're like all the same. But that doesn't mean I think bestiality is ok. Like it's fucked up. No way anyone can know whether or not the nonhuman consents. And it's just plain nasty. Oh and I read some this that dudes who fuck animals are more likely to get dick cancer. Probs cuz all the weird diseases or something.
It's crazy that right now there's humans in space. Like what the fuck is with that? Man, that's gotta be scary. Especially for the first few people. It must be amazing to see earth from up there and for sure it'd be the best view of the stars. I wonder if anyone went to the moon.
Death scares me. Like that's some crazy shit. I think that probs when most people die they don't expect it. So it's like they're just going about their life doing whatever and then something happens unexpectedly and that's it. Like I bet lots of people don't even see it coming. So it's like just flipping off a light switch or actually more like a light randomly burning out. Never know when that shit is gonna happen sometimes it flickers so you know it's coming soon but unless someone flips the switch there's no way to know when or what exactly will cause it. It freaks me out sometimes when I fall asleep and then wake up and can't remember falling asleep. I think that's what death will be like except I won't ever wake up. I don't ever want to ever not exist.
Death seems like a good topic to end a post on. Shoulda started it by talking about life. Or I'll just start talking about life here I guess. Well, life and consciousness. Ok so like what is life? I think its anything that can feed on something else to prolong it's own life. So I kinda think fire is alive. Maybe. And then like consciousness is like WTF would that just be anything that is aware of itself and/or it's surroundings? Like where does consciousness come from? Is it in our brains, bodies, beamed into us like a radio wave, or what? I wonder if bacteria is conscious.
My hands hurt from typing so much on my iPod. The end.
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